this message goes out to all the hippopotomuses i know, including nikhil:

look into my eyeball

fact1: my only motive in life is to injure/annoy mitchell

fact2: i like pie but not really

fact3: Homer is my teen idol

fact4: im leaving on a jet plane, in about 10 months

fact5: i want to go back to the sand dunes

i dont know if the picture will come out right but this post is dedicated to the fatass leaving us..guess which one. remember to 'get kartar' when youre there and use the book i gave you to its maximum potential. dont walk around like a loner on campus and be sure to remember the daibs taxi driver, fishyman, flush, the person who can never find anything in her bag and all us other ppl, especially HOT CHICK.  

Well, Mr. Graham Flush Van Dyke has left us to join his other half. We all wish you the best with your new partner and be sure to turn the corner. Once a scout always a scout, never forget the 5 D's of Dodgeball! DODGE, DUCK, DIP, DIVE & DODGE! If you can dodge traffic then you can dodge a dodgeball, remember they're only 90% metal.

ok Charlie! mark June 31st down in your calendar.

that is our own homegrown pornstar, and we'll miss you (especially mitchell)

have a looksie, chickenasses

never forget to turn the corner

four fatass fishiemen forevs..